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*goes off on universities for 10 minutes*
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~"self authoring program increases likelihood of men to stay in university"~
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"I'm contributing to the problem!"
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https://youtu.be/vwKCK5EhibM?si=QvzrbmCUijVkwCCz
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~"if you're not suffering yet, all you have to do is wait"~
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~9:00 "hell is a bottomless pit... it's reasonably probable that you're that idiot"
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https://youtu.be/j0GL_4cAkhI?si=6NwQQx_M8KQZaM5j
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~4-5:00 prager says peterson is a good man, Peterson refuses to admit he's good, then says roundaboutly that he does things that are "somewhat approximating good"
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43:00 "i live in a constant state of disbelief"
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"don't worry about that, it was only 200"
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"who in the world would come to hear me tell you what I told you"
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46:00 "'this was our anniversary present' you people are out of your minds!"
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https://youtu.be/pZKuwgcKXwY?si=LHNUqPH_aOEDu8iK
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1:21:00 "how many shots to the head did you have to take before you thought being a stand up comedian was a good idea?
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story where he was gonna get in a fight and his mom chose not to intervene "yeah mom and because of you, I think I already lost"
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https://youtu.be/JpA5iDpnrbw?si=j1HPXvELczHDMEuK
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~14:30 gender, sex, so that's already 70 different things... "that'd be funny if it wasn't true"
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"bilbo... or was it frodo? doesn't really matter, it's one of those little hobbits anyways" - he can seriously NEVER remember their names!!
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~"so, back to x... I might manage this..."~
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"an eagle can see a dime from the top of the empire state building. although why an eagle would be interested in that isn't obvious to me."
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~"if you have 98% seller rating on ebay, you're a crook, we need better than that"~
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basically anytime he says "I'm serious!" "I'm dead serious about that." cuz that's when he accidentally makes people laugh |