night changes

petersonfunnis.txt

@@ -14,4 +14,23 @@ https://youtu.be/j0GL_4cAkhI?si=6NwQQx_M8KQZaM5j
 46:00 "'this was our anniversary present' you people are out of your minds!"
 
 https://youtu.be/pZKuwgcKXwY?si=LHNUqPH_aOEDu8iK
-1:21:00 "how many shots to the head did you have to take before you thought being a stand up comedian was a good idea?
+1:21:00 "how many shots to the head did you have to take before you thought being a stand up comedian was a good idea?
+
+---
+story where he was gonna get in a fight and his mom chose not to intervene "yeah mom and because of you, I think I already lost"
+---
+
+https://youtu.be/JpA5iDpnrbw?si=j1HPXvELczHDMEuK
+~14:30 gender, sex, so that's already 70 different things... "that'd be funny if it wasn't true"
+
+"bilbo... or was it frodo? doesn't really matter, it's one of those little hobbits anyways" - he can seriously NEVER remember their names!!
+
+~"so, back to x... I might manage this..."~
+
+"an eagle can see a dime from the top of the empire state building. although why an eagle would be interested in that isn't obvious to me."
+
+~"if you have 98% seller rating on ebay, you're a crook, we need better than that"~
+
+---
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+basically anytime he says "I'm serious!" "I'm dead serious about that." cuz that's when he accidentally makes people laugh