From d3800982a5cf37068564fc905064bb61c17010ec Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Raincloud Date: Mon, 11 Aug 2025 18:00:12 -0600 Subject: [PATCH] night changes --- petersonfunnis.txt | 21 ++++++++++++++++++++- 1 file changed, 20 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/petersonfunnis.txt b/petersonfunnis.txt index 5d77d9d..c97733f 100644 --- a/petersonfunnis.txt +++ b/petersonfunnis.txt @@ -14,4 +14,23 @@ https://youtu.be/j0GL_4cAkhI?si=6NwQQx_M8KQZaM5j 46:00 "'this was our anniversary present' you people are out of your minds!" https://youtu.be/pZKuwgcKXwY?si=LHNUqPH_aOEDu8iK -1:21:00 "how many shots to the head did you have to take before you thought being a stand up comedian was a good idea? \ No newline at end of file +1:21:00 "how many shots to the head did you have to take before you thought being a stand up comedian was a good idea? + +--- +story where he was gonna get in a fight and his mom chose not to intervene "yeah mom and because of you, I think I already lost" +--- + +https://youtu.be/JpA5iDpnrbw?si=j1HPXvELczHDMEuK +~14:30 gender, sex, so that's already 70 different things... "that'd be funny if it wasn't true" + +"bilbo... or was it frodo? doesn't really matter, it's one of those little hobbits anyways" - he can seriously NEVER remember their names!! + +~"so, back to x... I might manage this..."~ + +"an eagle can see a dime from the top of the empire state building. although why an eagle would be interested in that isn't obvious to me." + +~"if you have 98% seller rating on ebay, you're a crook, we need better than that"~ + +--- + +basically anytime he says "I'm serious!" "I'm dead serious about that." cuz that's when he accidentally makes people laugh \ No newline at end of file