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 basically anytime he says "I'm serious!" "I'm dead serious about that." cuz that's when he accidentally makes people laugh
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+53:59
+*carrot chopping noises* EXCELLENT joke
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+1:15:45 "so you're nonbinary. so now what? I'm dead serious about that"
+"let's say you're straight and you're heterosexual. wait, those are the same things."
+1:21:31 "you'd never guess this from my past... all my interactions... are positive"
+"maybe he's half civilized at this point"
+https://youtu.be/R4vXeTx0i-E?si=1w7ShJN9a-27_uCE&t=356
+woman "my husband and I agreed that we would do whatever you say"
+woman mocking husband "i told you so"
+9:34 "you seem to think they're a bunch of whiners."
+"oh, I think it's true!"
+"we're all here, and we're all peaceful - at the moment -"
+14:30 crowdwork moment but I didn't quite hear it
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+https://youtu.be/6bHX5W55Fdw?si=i1-bzVys0GMMjkGj&t=221
+arrogant chat "it's almost as arrogant as adam's was stupid"
+"look... buddy." "being God and all"
+"delivered by God... it's hard to argue with"
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+https://youtu.be/S0P6H7cm0E4?si=i5BbqjRDJdFkvq24&t=1966
+"to see what happens, and I certainly saw what happened"
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+https://youtu.be/R-z92l0kPls?si=XxZpYBi0c_0d5jEl&t=720
+nietzche's most arrogant statement yet again
+"that's no good, thinking about things"
+"rats, they're not much like human beings... but that's wrong... some of you probably more than that!"
+~25:00 dude whose roommate was elon musk, full story
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+https://youtu.be/dPv1RYsi7sA?si=Ag8nrvCXgqAjC5Cl&t=1404
+possibly best delivery for the elon musk breakdown cuz punchline
+"turns out the pollution was really good for the fish"
+59:16 "non competitive monopoly"
+"the wall wasn't on fire before he showed up"
+"an anti-plumber"
+this entire plumber bit is great
+then the plumber gangs and the tattooed massage therapists
+"lobsters for everyone"
+1:34:30 smoke a blunt on stage? "it's still illegal here isn't it?" one guy said no "yes it is, yes it is"
+best aussie accent "no way, I'm not doing that"
+"wife, poof! what the hell did you bring me to this island for?"
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+https://youtu.be/Q_zjdmkou0Q?si=pUBMK_vNPdciPQOf&t=1624
+guy staring directly back at you
+"you don't want them to be up to anything"
+~30:00 lol simon says
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+https://youtu.be/Q_zjdmkou0Q?si=EodAeWivvjyx4cwa&t=3450
+the hockey game bit "a good goal will do it"
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+https://youtu.be/Q_zjdmkou0Q?si=SfIpc2uw4jeR5eVN&t=5299
+"sam would win objectively but I would win metaphysically"