From 603bc5b665b17089d1f66cf5180a3ab0c6aca23d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Raincloud Date: Tue, 12 Aug 2025 18:53:24 -0600 Subject: [PATCH] append from work --- petersonfunnis.txt | 57 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++- 1 file changed, 56 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/petersonfunnis.txt b/petersonfunnis.txt index c97733f..276de5a 100644 --- a/petersonfunnis.txt +++ b/petersonfunnis.txt @@ -33,4 +33,59 @@ https://youtu.be/JpA5iDpnrbw?si=j1HPXvELczHDMEuK --- -basically anytime he says "I'm serious!" "I'm dead serious about that." cuz that's when he accidentally makes people laugh \ No newline at end of file +basically anytime he says "I'm serious!" "I'm dead serious about that." cuz that's when he accidentally makes people laugh + +--- + +53:59 +*carrot chopping noises* EXCELLENT joke + +1:15:45 "so you're nonbinary. so now what? I'm dead serious about that" +"let's say you're straight and you're heterosexual. wait, those are the same things." +1:21:31 "you'd never guess this from my past... all my interactions... are positive" +"maybe he's half civilized at this point" +https://youtu.be/R4vXeTx0i-E?si=1w7ShJN9a-27_uCE&t=356 +woman "my husband and I agreed that we would do whatever you say" +woman mocking husband "i told you so" +9:34 "you seem to think they're a bunch of whiners." +"oh, I think it's true!" +"we're all here, and we're all peaceful - at the moment -" +14:30 crowdwork moment but I didn't quite hear it + +https://youtu.be/6bHX5W55Fdw?si=i1-bzVys0GMMjkGj&t=221 +arrogant chat "it's almost as arrogant as adam's was stupid" +"look... buddy." "being God and all" +"delivered by God... it's hard to argue with" + +https://youtu.be/S0P6H7cm0E4?si=i5BbqjRDJdFkvq24&t=1966 +"to see what happens, and I certainly saw what happened" + +https://youtu.be/R-z92l0kPls?si=XxZpYBi0c_0d5jEl&t=720 +nietzche's most arrogant statement yet again +"that's no good, thinking about things" +"rats, they're not much like human beings... but that's wrong... some of you probably more than that!" +~25:00 dude whose roommate was elon musk, full story + +https://youtu.be/dPv1RYsi7sA?si=Ag8nrvCXgqAjC5Cl&t=1404 +possibly best delivery for the elon musk breakdown cuz punchline +"turns out the pollution was really good for the fish" +59:16 "non competitive monopoly" +"the wall wasn't on fire before he showed up" +"an anti-plumber" +this entire plumber bit is great +then the plumber gangs and the tattooed massage therapists +"lobsters for everyone" +1:34:30 smoke a blunt on stage? "it's still illegal here isn't it?" one guy said no "yes it is, yes it is" +best aussie accent "no way, I'm not doing that" +"wife, poof! what the hell did you bring me to this island for?" + +https://youtu.be/Q_zjdmkou0Q?si=pUBMK_vNPdciPQOf&t=1624 +guy staring directly back at you +"you don't want them to be up to anything" +~30:00 lol simon says + +https://youtu.be/Q_zjdmkou0Q?si=EodAeWivvjyx4cwa&t=3450 +the hockey game bit "a good goal will do it" + +https://youtu.be/Q_zjdmkou0Q?si=SfIpc2uw4jeR5eVN&t=5299 +"sam would win objectively but I would win metaphysically" \ No newline at end of file