writinRepo/kay/sex.fountain

Title: _sex_
Credit: Written by
Author: Nathan Lindsay
Notes: various dates notes app

/*note created 6-19-21 10:41pm, fountained 7-6-21*/
The two of them collapse into bed, overcome for their lust for each other.

INT. BEDROOM - MORNING

Kay is licking Nathan, waking him up.

NATHAN
Again, Kay?

Kay laughs and settles back to her regular cuddling position of crushing Nathan under her weight.

beat.

NATHAN
Who topped last night?

KAY
Who do you think?

NATHAN
I can hope?

He doesn’t sound convinced, himself.

KAY
As usual, you were begging for it.

NATHAN
Oh, stop, my masculinity can only take so much.

KAY
(mock-moaning)
Oh yes Kalani, crush my prostate with that fat co-

Nathan forcefully stops her mockery with a hand to the mouth.

NATHAN
I swear, next time I’ll top with my hands around your neck.

KAY
I’m down! Always have been. I’ll give you all the time you need, I know it can be tough coming out as straight.

NATHAN
Nah nah, not with that again this has always been a strictly straight relationship.

KAY
Oh, you’re so cute when you cope. Not only is this the gayest relationship since /*something that works in this context idek. not like this took much effort or is going anywhere anyway...*/ and not only am I the top, I’m also the boyfriend.

NATHAN
Cry about it. Not my fault you have a perfectly fat cock.

===

/*noted 10-9-21 8:15am, fountained 10-13*/
KAY
Oh, just keep the hoodie off for once. You know I love it...

NATHAN
Yeah, well, tough titties.

KAY
Yes?

NATHAN
What?

KAY
Well you did just say my full name.

INT. BEDROOM - LATER

KAY
Oh no, now he has pants on, what a disaster! You know this really isn’t how I expected this evening to go.

===

/*noted 10-21-21 4:15pm, fountained 11-4*/

NATHAN
You’re more than I can wish for.

KAY
Keep wishing. Never stop.

/*I think the implication here is that if I wish enough and hard enough then she will manifest. Also it’s like a different feeling because you normally say you’re more than I could have wished for, or all I ever hoped, but when you don’t have someone, the person that doesn’t exist that you say that to frames the conversation a bit differently.*/

===

/*
noted 11-26-21 @3:38am, fountained 11-23

context is nafan requested kay’s hormones to sleep, she gets excited because this means she gets bussy all night
*/

NATHAN
what are you, some kind of necro?

KAY
no, *somno*, get it right!

===

/*noted early morning 2-14-2022, fountained later that evening*/

NATHAN
Kay, breaking and entering because you’re obsessed with me is neither legal nor romantic, I mean, what if I’m not into that?

KAY
It wouldn’t matter that you’re not into it, because I am, and of course my feelings *actually* matter in this situation...

Her tone is confusingly half-sarcastic, her classic tone. Kay takes a step closer, beginning to blush.

KAY
(embarrasedly)
And what if you *are* into that?

NATHAN
That’s besides the point, it’s totally weird and utterly disturbing for you to just sneak or break into my house and stand in my room watching me sleep. And illegal! Don’t forget illegal.
/*i think i was meaning to stress the lawlessness part a bit more to make kay's response make more sense*/

KAY
Nathan, you pirate digital media constantly because you “can’t afford” it.

NATHAN
Well, you can disobey the law if there are enough moral strings attached. Sometimes there’s no good alternative for paying thousands of dollars for the sims other than piracy. Though you don’t have any proof I do pirate.

KAY
You literally tweeted out advocating the piracy of everything published under EA one hour ago. I thought you knew I constantly stalk your socials.

Her face goes red with excitement at her last sentence, clutching at her iPhone 11 with obsessive glee.

NATHAN
I should probably delete that.

As Nathan reaches for his phone on his side table, Kay quickly edges her hip in to block his hand’s path. Nathan flinches.

Kay pounces on Nathan’s bed, staring seductively into his eyes. He stares back, terrified. The imagery of a fox having cornered its prey is evident.

KAY
Are there enough “moral strings” attached here for you to forgive my crimes this evening? I really meant no harm!

===

/*daydreaming at work on like 2hr50min sleep due to far cry 2022-03-28*/

**Megapleggs**

INT. MEGAPLEX JORDAN COMMONS SOUTH CONCESSIONS

Nathan is working on the southest of south concessions, folding Pizza Hut boxes methodically. Swish, crunch, stack. Swish, crunch, stack. He's 5'9, somewhat skinny, in all black, purple shirt, black apron, in classic Megaplex Food Team fashion. A black baseball cap bent out to look like a flatbrim covers his recent buzz cut. He sometimes speaks with a stutter and a sputter, suffering from situational anxiety (is that a real thing?). He whispers to himself like a schizo and doesn't notice...

Kalani walks briskly from one end of South to the other, eyeing her prey with a strange smirk quivering on her lips, like she's holding in a laugh. She's very pale, and very human, for now; about 5'8, chubby, a brownish redhead with a big forehead. She's a little sensitive about those last two. She leans over the counter to Nathan's left and watches him for a moment, fidgeting.

A red and black **aura** emits from her as we see Nathan continuing his work with her out of focus in the background. Outside the depth of field we see her turn to an orange blob with her eyes red and glowing. The swish, crunch, stack of the boxes *descends in to an extreme reverb* as blob-Kay's **aura** goes faster and her fidgeting intensifies.

He eventually checks the empty Monday Morning lobby and catches the (definitely human) vixen eyeing him from across the counter. A surprised smile breaks across his face, and he subtly tenses up. Kalani throws up a peace sign, still with her own struggling smile.

NATHAN
Oh, hey!

KALANI
Was wondering when you'd see me.

NATHAN
Listen, the box thing is very rhythmic. Morning shifts are a ghost town anyway.

KALANI
Rhythmic.

NATHAN
(exasperated)
Yeah, okay. What are you here for, anyway? Really great to see you!

KALANI
Oh, you know, just hanging out.

NATHAN
So, loitering?

KALANI
(sarcastic)
Yeah? It's a valid career choice, what about you?

NATHAN
Well I work here, too, my job's the same as yours, just getting paid to stand around pretty much. Started a couple weeks ago. Though I got sick for thirteen days straight so I guess I've not really been here too long.

He works on the boxes as he talks, slower this time due to the new activity to focus on.

KALANI
(sarcastic)
Yeah, just gonna pretend that's not new information to me. Did you have Covid?

NATHAN
Nah, doctor gave me antibiotics, so it must have been bacterial. Longest time I've ever been sick though, sucks I couldn't make more money but that's why I'm taking every shift I can.

KALANI
Oh, that's good. Being the shift-taker definitely requires a girlboss.

NATHAN
A girlboss who forgets about her shift and doesn't go to sleep till 5?

KALANI
Turns out you're a guy after all.

Nathan chuckles shyly, shivering slightly.

NATHAN
I knew I shouldn't have done it, but I only had so long for the free weekend for a freaking video game. I was sleeping through my alarm for fifteen minutes, probably going to go straight to bed when I get home.

KALANI
Yeah naps! We should take a nap together!

NATHAN
Huh?

KALANI
Oh you know, just two friends napping together at the same time in the same bed, don't make this weird.

NATHAN
(sputtering)
Okay... What are you here for again?

KALANI
I wasn't kidding, I'm hanging out, loitering. You get off at 6:30 and then we can go to your house?

He's a bit overwhelmed at this point. Holding back tremors.

NATHAN
4:15. I don't know about *that*.

KALANI
Why not?

NATHAN
I don't want anybody else in my room. It's dirty and kinda loud. I wear earplugs to sleep.

KALANI
Even at night?

NATHAN
Well yeah I got computers in there. Oh, yeah, it's also really hot, so you're definitely never going in there.

Kalani makes a duck face for half a second, puckering her lips happily in response to Nathan's remembering her dislike for heat.

KALANI
Oh, you don't turn them off when you sleep?

NATHAN
No, they're always doing tasks.

He hits his hand on the counter jokingly, pressing an invisible button with his palm, mimicking an alarm sound. *WAH!* He continues talking as though nothing happened.

NATHAN
Emergency meeting! Yeah they're crypto mining 24/7, sometimes downloading or uploading or hosting server or something. Our internet's ... not great.

KALANI
(interested)
Oh, crypto? How's that work? I hear it's not... particularly environmentally friendly, can you even afford it?

NATHAN
Yeah so basically I have several systems, the GPUs in them can run games but they can also be used to run procedural programs executing tasks like crypto, it takes a pretty big power bill but it slowly makes money. Bit of extra pocket change for hardware I already own, it was my entire income when I was only doing school, but it's really not much. 'Course I don't pay the power bill, but my parents don't mind. That or they don't understand it, I dunno they've never asked.

He pauses and makes a wide eyed grimace, as if to say *'may be a problem...'*

NATHAN
Anyway I already had the hardware because I did a lot of gaming, schoolwork, other projects on those systems or I scrounged them from the DI or facebook so it's not obscenely expensive. Anyway Twitter hates crypto and NFTs for a lot of reasons but the entire "bad for the environment" thing is pretty exagerrated. All it takes is electricity, that electricity could be used to power houses, vehicles, other computers or game consoles, its environmental impact depends on where it comes from. It could come from wind, solar, nuclear, or literally just burning coal. Or any combination of those, probably a combination. It's funny 'cause the same people won't bat an eye at the entire power grid using power from a coal plant, so the electricity used anywhere has the same likelihood of getting its power from literally creating carbon emissions. The same people will say, 'stop whining about gas prices and get an electric car' and not even realize that the manufacturing process to make those cars has a carbon footprint that's probably more- er- or at least in the same ballpark as just using a normal person car or a hybrid. I mean you use both gas and electricity, right?

KALANI
(sarcastic)
No, I live in a hut and I grow wings to get to work.

NATHAN
Okay, shutchamouth. Hot pocket isn't a frig'n prius tesla funny car. Anyway here's how I see it: we all have a carbon footprint, none of it will ever amount to that of India and China, no matter what, unless we can all start moving to nuclear, which would be great, but our government is gay and cringe. Let's say I had a button that would release 5 kilograms of carbon dioxide into the air, but it would give me $50 grand every time I pressed it. Heck, even if it was a dollar per gram of CO2, I would be spamming that button. I dunno. It'd be really nice to get a car, move out, I want to start a share house with some friends maybe, definitely buy more computer parts... Everyone has their price, and I'm broke, so mine's pretty low.

KALANI
What's your price for me to take you home to my bed?

NATHAN
Uh... c- come again?

KALANI
(laughs)
I'll do that later. So how much do you cost?

Nathan hesitates, blinking and shaking his head in disbelief.

NATHAN
Uh... A meal?

KALANI
That's weird, I didn't get you the last time I bought you food.

Nathan is definitely visibly trembling now.

NATHAN
Maybe you didn't order the correct uh, menu item. I don't think I accept vouchers...

KALANI
I'll keep that in mind. Where are we eating then?

NATHAN
Well, I'll be grabbing a corn dog when I go on break, so maybe we can just grab some shakes and then I'll be... you can steal me when i get off.

KALANI
You can grab my corn dog.

NATHAN
What?

Kalani stretches, smiling to herself.

KALANI
I think I'll try a corn dog when you do.

Nathan sighs, still spooked.

NATHAN
I love them so much, they're to die for. Just fry it in oil and I'll love it forever.

KALANI
Noted. I'll be over there staring at you your entire shift, give me a wink or something when it's time for your break and I'll give you some company.

NATHAN
(flustered)
Sounds like normal human activity.

/*i think this bit is meant to be in break room scene? idk if 100% keep idk*/

KALANI
WHAT? Did you cut your hair?

NATHAN
Yeah, it was inconvenient and messy and kinda ugly.

KALANI
Aw, it really had potential though!

Kalani runs her finger along Nathan's now-bare forehead, trailing it around his temple, brushing away an imaginary long trailing hair out of his eyes. Keen viewers will notice a pimple on his temple disappearing after her finger finishes its journey.

/*some sort of transition to bedroom ig*/

KALANI
Okay, here’s the deal. I know you want to lie on top of me and bury your face in my boobs and I’ll let you do all of that as long as I get free reign over the rest of your body.

NATHAN
I didn’t say anything...

KALANI
It’s on your face, you want me to touch your butt, very badly. It’s a good deal, get over here.

NATHAN
What? It’s kind of one sided, what do you get out of it?

KALANI
I’m bisexual. I’m okay with touching butts.